MG – OS: Chathur’s Proposal…

Chathur: Mere piyare piyare grahak… aanewale  naya yojaana ki prasav (prastav) main shamil honekeliye danivad (daniyavad) …

Maan: What come again…

C: Sir, I was born in Uganda. Studied in Pondicherry.. worked in US… so, little slow in Hindi

M: Then speak in English…

C: Ji Main apni Maouthri boovmi ki yad aarahi thi… isliye is desh main phirse ghor boneiengi…aur main hindi mein hi bolegi
( I am missing my motherland so I want to settle down here again & I want to speak in Hindi only)

Chathur had heard people saying great MSK will be impressed by people who speaks in Hindi. So here Mr. Chathur Ramalingam is standing in front of his grahak(client) the great MSK & convince him in investing in his project

M: what ever .. get to the point and finish explaining your proposal

Chathur starts mugged up speech about his proposals non-stop seeing the roof as in to remember some points which were hidden in the ceiling… once done with speech he looks in front only to find alone in the whole cabin…

C: Mere naane mune bache hai Mr. MSK … aap meri saath yeesi nahi karsakthi…

He comes out of the room search every nook n corner of the building but failed to see even one person… At last he finds a person running in the stairway … Chathur runs to catch hold of him…

C: Ruko… sab gayab kaha huve…

Man: Bomb … bomb … saying he ran off…

C: Bomb Shocked … hearing this he also runs off…After making sure he is safe distance from the building…he calls MSK…

C: Mr. MSK you planned to kill me … I will not share my precious proposal plan with you… meri jaan ki dusman…

Geet: Oye bina akal ki insaan… kaun hai tu…

C: Mein Mein… Chathur  Ramlingham aap khoon…

G: Main Geet hoon … MSK ki fiance…

C: Main US court mein case karungi MSK par… meri jaan lene ki koshi woh bhi bomb shapit (plant) karke…

G: maine hi bola tume KC se bhaar nikal ne keliye karwaiya… aur do din ka holiday bhi declare kiya …

C: kyun

G: agar tum KC mein pura din rehte tho hume pura mahina holiday declare karna padtha na…

C: Mahina…

G: tum apni silent bomb jo sare office mein spread kardiya hota…

C: meri prasav ka kya… muhje uttar chaiye… MSK meri saath yesi nahi kar sakthe…

G: Shocked tum pregnant ho…aur iska zimadar MSK hai Shocked

C: No no… Proposal …

G: D'ohproposal … kaisa proposal

C: Meri nayi awaishkaar …

G: tera aapna avishkar … ja ja

C: haan meri awaishkaar …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo awaishkaar Karne ki shamtaa meri mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi other insaan mein nahiii… No other Insaan No other Insaan. aap MSK se kahiye ki wo hume wo chees di jiski  hamein sakht zaroorat hai ‘sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai ‘aapne apna stun is balatkari  purush ke haat mein diya hai’ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

G: kya bola …

C: oops sorry sorry galti hogyi… apni purana speech mein ne bol diya…mera khena ka matalab hai dan ..dan hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai ‘MSK apna dan is Awaishkaari  purush ke haat mein de tho’ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

M: do din tak chuti de diya KC main…Geet mera phone do… aur kise baath kar rahe ho…

G: Silencer se…

M: Kaun…

G: Arey … wahi Chathur

M: Kya meri phone wapis karo … we were discussing a important business proposal

G: kaisa proposal

M: new innovative building designs plan kar ne keliye..

G: Shocked tho phir aap silencer ko phele bhaag deji… use kuch nahi ata… sab rati huvi baath hi bolta hai

G to C: oye tera proposal cancel… ek gante jel nahi  sakthe thuje… humari company mein tho hargiz nahi… & slams the phone

M: Geet ab mera project ka kya hoga… itni jaldi kaise dondenge naye insaan ko

G: Don’t worry meri dost haina Pia.. use baath kar longi aur Rancho aapka madat kar dega…

M: teek hai…

G: Chalo na hum practice karte hai

M: kaisa practice

G: Holi haina … colors holi special par dance karni hai…

M: par

G: Office tho nahi hai aapki…ab koi aur bhana nahi chalegi…chalo chalo…

Jeevana.

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