Meri Biwi… Kho Gayi

partner oSMeri Biwi… Kho Gayi

Maan Singh Khurana big business man in the field of Construction hot & dashing bachelor in town till he met his love of his life & got married to Geet Khurana 6 months back. He who rules the whole world is ruled by his Geet. He could manage n number of projects at once without any pressure but today he is really frustrated and making everything difficult for his staff too, reason being his Geet not picking his calls from morning. After it seems like eternity he gets call from Geet to the relief of his or should I say all his staff but who knew that it would turn into worst.

MSK: Hello Geet where are you?? I have been calling you from long time

Chindi Don: MSK

MSK: Who is this….How did you get this phone…

CD: aap ke liye ek ChiDi (CD-ROM) beji hai … dekhlena

MSK: Who are you

CD: what’s so hurry… Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai

MSK: No…. The sooner the better.

Same time there is a knock on the door

Adi: Sir Sir … we have a received a CD.

MSK: ok play it

And in the wide screen video starts & in the phone CD repeats the same lines

  Duniya mein logo ne    Phir apne dil thaame

Aaya hoon lekar main   Phir kitne hungaame

Phir maine socha hai    Main jeetu sab haare

                                              Darwaaje khul jaaye   Gir jaaye deewarein

Mujhse takra paaya hai     Mujhko pehchan lo

Main Hoon Don

 

Adi : he he he he he  yeh tho SRK hai in DON…Sir aapne yeh movie nahi dehki thi isliye CD mangavi hai par abhi tho meeting hai… aap please baad mein dekhlena

MSK: stop it…what’s this non sense….Is this a joke…

CD: Yeh wait wait  … haar ache kaam shuru karte waqt hum Don Sir ko yaad karte hai jaise aap logo Ganeshji ki puja karte ho vaise hi…2 min aur hai phir bata tha hoon

Duniya mujhe jo bhi kahe    Iski mujhe parwah kya

      Mujhe toh ye dekhna    Jeetnay ki hai raah kya

  Jo mujhe rokna chahe   Unko hai kya yeh pata

Don ko pakadna mushqil hi nahi

Namumkin hai

Duniya phir jeetne aaya kaun

Mujhko pehchan lo

Main hoon Don

 

MSK: Hogaya drama…ab jaldi batha Yeh phone kaise aya tumare paas

CD: Sirf phone nahi uski malkin bhi hai mere paas….

MSK: What…

Same time in the screen Geet is shown lying unconscious

MSK: Geeeet … What do you need?

CD: badi jaldi hai apne biwi se milne ke… Sabar ka fal meetha hota hai…itni hi jaldi hai tho 500 cr dedo hume aur ise lejaov

MSK: 500 cr… kab aur kaha deni hai…

CD: kya yeh itni jaldi mangaya…socha tha yeh abhi bolega …. thoda kaam nahi ho saktha …. yeh bina bargain kiye hi mangaya… 500 cr itni choti rahkam hai kya…I thought of getting 5 crs… par mera tho lottery lagayi

MSK: Hello … kab aur kaha deni hai batha do …

CD: haan hello …aap paise tayar rahko … hum address bolte hai…aur kabhar dar jo police ko phone kiya tho…

Thud goes the line…

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CD: Ladki pe nazar rahkna….aur woh hosh mein aye tho muhje bathana…

Chela 1: Yes Boss…

C1 to C2: Go to that room & keep a watch on her…

C2 to C3: ja us kamre main aur gadi rahkna uspar

C3 to C2: kaunsa room hai…

C2 to C3: hare wali mein hai

C3 turns to pass the message to next chella but not finding any hits his head … uff Why should I be the last one here… ab muhje hi karni padegi… Mehnat hum kare aur yeh unke mazze lute…

After a while

C3 to C2: waha pe woh nahi hai

C2 to C1: waha pe nahi hai

C1: What…

C2: aapne kaam diya na abhi woh waha nahi hai

C1: How did she escape from here? Follow me… let’s see how she escaped

C1, 2 & 3 goes to room

C1: She is still lying here unconscious … you all scared me

C3: par maine puri karma search kiya par woh nahi mili thi

C1: Don’t you see she is lying on this bed…

C2 & C3: kaha kaha kaha

C1: wait …what are you both searching

C2 & C3: Gadi

C1: what …why are you searching a watch

C2: aapne kahana gadi uspar rahkne ke liye

C1: not that watch… I was saying …tries to remember the right word….boss did mention … yes nazar

C2 & C3: woooooo… teek hai

C1: One of you wait here till she wakes up

C2 stays there … while C1 & 3 leaves…. after sometime….

GK: ouch …my head …why is it so heavy …she looks around…but there are only walls and before she could figure out someone just runs outside seeing her.

GK: where am I? … Who was that? … Why did he run away seeing me? Am i looking like ghost… where is my mirror? …Looks around to find her favourite pink bag…. not finding it around her anger rouse in her veins …She marched out of the room and banged the door, gaining everyone’s attention.

Only to find mens dressed in design lungi with purple coat unbuttoned to show their green inners with purple shoes. They were all standing with a gun in their hand at every pillar seeing them GK burst into laugh. In between her laugh fits…she asked

GK: Are you all here for my today’s entertainment? What to do of my MSK, how many times I have said not to make these arrangements I just wanted to spend a day all alone with my friend in the city …. But no he would do one or the other bookings for me…. Where am I now tell me? Who are you all? Give me proper introduction… you all are dressed like this for any show or what? I always wanted to watch serials & films shooting… but I never got a chance …Koi tho jawab do… chodo… First tell me how did I come here? Arey I have seen you…. you were the one na who gave me that tissue paper? And you …why did you run away seeing me? And where is my bag?? I have to set my face.

CD: shut your mouth girl… I will become deaf with your nonstop laugh & questionnaire…Kis tote ko pakad laye ullu ka patto. Aur Ladki tu chup chap beti reh …ek aur shabd nikla na tho teri moo mein pura ka pura is banduk ki goliya teri through & through nikal jayega…

GK: Oye chup kar chidiya ka gonsnla … seede seede aapna entertainment shuru karo…mera dimag karab mat kar…

CD: Chup … hum sab ne tuhje kidnap kiya hai kidnap

GK: (shocked)….. tum log aur …. Kidnappers…shakal se tho kisi sade huve comedy show ke actors lagte ho…

CD: Tum …. tum…. tum  humare mazak uda rahe ho.. yeh hamara uniform hai

GK: Kidnappers ke bhi uniform hoti hai

CD: Haan…in an authoritive voice

GK: Kisne banayi … head mistress ne kya

CD: nahi….humari CCC ki guidleines hai

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MSK: GK maine araha hoon … tum daro mat…speaks to the screen…

Adi: Siiiiir….. Siiiiiir…

Coming out of his revive MSK: Yes Adi

Adi: mein cheque bandu 500 cr ke liye…

MSK: You can make it but if I sign then Police will put us behind bars for fraud case

Adi: frrrrraud case

MSK: Mere paas itne paise kaha hai… Sare tho geet ke naam pe hai…woh sign nahi karegi tho bank se paise kaise nikalo ge…

Adi: ohhhh…. tho phir hum kya kare siiiirr … police ko phone karte hai…

Adi picks his phone & calls 100…

MSK: Nahi ruhko … marvaoge kya muhje… we can’t inform police… they may hurt my GK

Adi : phir kya kare…. Sir Idea…I had seen a ad in the newspaper of Akhri Pasta’s New High Tech Detective Agency … they take case through calls & solve it

MSK: You have their number…

Adi: Yes Sir…here it is…

Adi dial’s it & handover it to MSK…

MSK opens his mouth to speak but he is stopped by the wacky voice of a man at the other end…

Welcome

To

||| Akhri Pasta’s Hightech Detective Agency |||

Kiski janam kundli nikal ne ho

Ya kiski gair samband ki shak ho

Koi gayab hogaye hai ya gayab hona ho

kiska piche karna ho ya chudana ho

Chori, jalasaji, gabana, ya katl ho

Sab mushkil ka ek uttar

||| Akhri Pasta’s Hightech Detective Agency |||

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Trust us & you will forget to trust others

I am a joking….

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Maan trying to be patient for his Jaan…. As it is the matter of life & death for him

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Age ki jankari Hindi maine jane keliye: 1 dabaye

To continue in English: Press 2

=>2

To know more about us: Press 1

Corporate services: Press 2

Personal Services: Press 3

To repeat the menu: press 9

=>3

Civil crime service: Press 1

Criminal crime service: Press 2

For help in selecting the before menus: Press 3

To repeat the menu: press 9

=>2

In case of theft/burglary/break-in: Press 1

In case of Murder: Press 2

In case of Kidnapping: Press 3

For any other issues: Press 4

To repeat the menu: press 9

=>3

You have selected Kidnapping

Choose the person who has been kidnapped

Self: Press 1

Spouse: Press 2

Sibbli…

=>2

Invalid selection

Free advice: Never select your choice before given a chance..

Thank you for availing the services of

||| Akhri Pasta’s Hightech Detective Agency |||

Trust us & you will forget to trust others

I am a joking….

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Maan gets irritated…& instructs

MSK: Adi… get this basic intro done… then I will take it forward….

Adi: Yeeees siiiiir & takes up the phone & puts on the speaker & the same records starts again to boil Maan’s anger….

Welcome

To

||| Akhri Pasta’s Hightech Detective Agency |||

….. Blah…

You have selected Kidnapping

Choose the person who has been kidnapped

Self: Press 1

Spouse: Press 2

Sibblings: Press 3

Friends: Press 4

Others: Press 5

=>2

And then suddenly Adi is shocked & the next moment scared with the glares he was getting from MSK

Adi: Siiiirrrr Maine galt press nahi kiya…yeh aapne aap start huvi hai…

Aao na gale lagalo na lagi bujha do na O Jaane Ja

Dekho Seene mein kaisi hulchul machi hai O Saajna

pa pa pa..

MSK mock: Thoo kya humare liye free add-on FM service hai …jo mil rahi hai

Adi: Siiir maine phele try thodi kiya tha…..

Dekho Seene mein kaisi hulchul machi hai O Saajna

Maana ki Life bohat busy hai parkabhi kabhi break lo

kitkat kaov kya patha aagle pal tumare liye kya leaye

Kitkat break bantha hai

Adi: Siiiir yeh tho commercial break tha … maine tho darr gaya kahi maine sach mein FM ka button tho press nahi kiya tha…

MSK: Shut up & continue with it Adi…

Adi: Yes Siiiirrr..

Thank you for your patience

Precap of your selection:

English=> personal Services =>Criminal=>Kidnapping=>Spouse

And now select the detective category for your case

Local: Press 1

National: Press 2

International: Press 3

Adi: Siiiirr Kaunsa choose karunu…

MSK starts thinking…well National & International ke liye paise bhi zyaada lagenge aur advance mange tho nahi de saktha main ab … waqt bhi lagega une yaha tak ane mein…

Adi: Siiiirrr kaha ko gaye…jaldi boliye …warna yeh call bhi cut ho jayega…

MSK: Local … press 1

Adi: Please Please please call cut mat hona please please please

=>1

Currently all the local detectives are busy please try after some days

Free Advice: Try calling us again … you may get a detective available next second…

We solve cases in seconds

Thank you for availing the services of

||| Akhri Pasta’s Hightech Detective Agency |||

Trust us & you will forget to trust others

I am a joking….

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Adi: Siiirrr Meri galti nahi hai…phir se ek baar try karoon

But MSK was lost in his own misery…. Seeing him so lost Adi starts to give another try…

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Today Morning

MSK: No means no GK…you are not going alone…

GK: Mr. MSK… If I have decided once means I won’t hear mine too… understood or should I make you understand.

MSK: GK pls yaar kuch tho samaj neki koshi karo… you are Mrs. MSK & you want to explore the city all alone in that metro.

GK: Yes Yes … jane dona jaanu…I am really tired of going with all this security… nothing will happen to me aur waise bhi you very well know how to track my whereabouts too na…

MSK: But…

GK: Chup bilkul chup!!! And & don’t act smart …you are not sending my security behind me without my knowledge like last time … agar kuch aisa huva na … aapki kehar nahi.

MSK: Jo hukkum mere akka… par Jaan be careful & yes I know how to keep track of you.

GK: Chalo bye me leaving…sham ko milte hai… till then be busy with your clients… metro here I come.

MSK: Give me a call anytime… I will be at your service.

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Adi: Siirrr Siirrr…

MSK coming out of his thoughts: Yes Adi… what happened to the call?

Adi: Siiir… woh… no detective was available

MSK: What… we wasted so much time on this record…

Adi: Nahi Siir… I tried again … and found one of them is available & he will be here in a while … you can brief him everything.

MSK: Is that detective good… how is his track record…

Adi: 100% hai sir…ek bhi case hare nahi hai…sab solve karde the hai…

S: Heeeellllooo…

Both turn to the new intruder … both are shocked to see the person in the cabin who was trying to stabilise himself from falling as his head was spinning… MSK gets some water for him and helps him sit on the couch… Thud…Adi fell with the shock.

M: How can I help you Sir…

S: well …coughs in between …I am here to help you son

M: Me…

S: Yes son … I am the detective you called for

M: But…

S: yes yes I know what will be your next Q… Why am I working in this age… But after my Geeta left me my bad luck started… and even my health started to deteriorate  … I put on weight…I lost my speed with that… and the production house who use to follow all my adventures left me saying the TRP’s are less… & my commission which I use to get from the telecast band hogayi … ab pura din main sirf criminals ko pakadtha rahonga tho … aapne pet ke liye kya karonga… So had to stop my free service to the people & joined this detective agency for my earnings.

By that time Adi wakes up

Adi: Siiir sir…. yeh tho tho tho tho woh woh woh…. Adddbhut……  Adddhamya Saaaahas Ki Paaribhasha Hai….Yee Mit Ti Maaanavta Ki Ek Aaaasha Hai ……..Ye Srrrushti ki Shhakti ka Waardaan Hain…..Ye Avvvtaar Naahin Hai …Ye Innnsaan Hai …. Yeh … Yeh…. SSShaakktimmmaaan

Yee Attmashhakti Haai ….Duuuniya Baddal Sakkti Haai ….Phhhoolon Mein Dhhhal Saaakti Hai …Shhholon Si Jjjjal Sssakti Hai …Hoooota Hai Jaaab Aaaadmi Ko Apppna Gyaaaan ….Keeehlaye wo….Shhhhakttttimaannnn

S: Teek se bolna tho seeklo beta…. is tara bolege tho kya samaj ayega sab ko… Yese bolte hai use…

Adbhut, Adhamya Saahas     Ki Paribhasha Hai    Ye Mit Ti Manavta        Ki Ek Aasha Hai

Ye Srushti ki Shakti ka  Wardaan Hain     Ye Avtaar Nahin Hai   Ye Insaan Hai

Shaktimaan Shaktimaan Shaktimaan

Ye Atmashakti Hai    Duniya Badal Sakti Hai    Phoolon Mein Dhal Sakti Hai

Sholon Si Jal Sakti Hai   Hota Hai Jab Aadmi Ko Apna Gyaan   Kehlaye wo….Shaktimaan

Shaktimaan ….Shaktimaan ….Shaktimaan ….Shaktimaan

S starts coughing by the time he ends this: Kitne din ho gaye the yeh sun kar… kabhi kabhi muhje youtube mein browse kar ke suna padega ise phele ki mein ise bhool javooo…I feel so energetic after hearing this theme of mine.

MSK: What’s going on… are you telling me that you will help us in getting my Geet

S: I am here for that itself son… now let’s make a plan & solve it… Now tell me how everything happened … who has been kidnapped … from where?

Adi:Uff… mera kya hoga … ab shuru hoga meri geet …meri geet ka jap

MSK: Meri Geet … She wanted to go out alone in metro without guards so morning we had a discussion about the same but as always she won & Meri Geet went all alone after that I came to Office… & when I tried calling her after my first meeting but her mobile was switched off

S: Don’t worry when I am here… I will search her soon

MSK: how sir…

S: I have my own communication lines, but don’t tell anyone about this if the government gets to know they will encroach my space & will ended with another scam of 5G

MSK: how much time will it take…

S: I take 5-10 mins…

MSK: That will be great

After 10 mins

MSK: Sir…

S: Don’t disturb me in between, once my connection breaks I will have to start it from the beginning

MSK: ok but your 10 mins are over…

S: Yes but now with so many other networks obstructing my flow 5 will become 15 sometimes

MSK: where are you GK

MSK: Adi … you take care of the meetings … and postpone which ever needs my attention

Adi: Yes Sir…

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GK: Yeh CCC kya hai

CD: Central Criminals Council

GK: kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yesi bhi hoti hai kya

CD: hume yeh regulations sab follow karna padtha hai..aap log ko kabar nahi kitni mushkil hoti hai hume unki requirements puri karna…humari license cancel ho sakthi hai… har saal hume report deni padthi hai humane kithna kaam kiya hai…humare performance ko dekh kar humare territory expand karte hai …. aur tho aur achi locations bhi allot hoti hai…tak ki maal dara party mile…

GK: Par aapko yeh rules aur regulations samjatha kaun hai… aapko dehke kar lagtha nahi ki aap pade like ho

CD: Is liye tho yeh angrez jadne wale rahka hai

GK: Mera bag kaha hai… muhje apni mobile chaiye

CD: Nahi milegi

GK: Kyuuuu meri mobile nahi dogi tho maine kise baath karungi…

CD: tum kise se bhi baath nahi karo gi

GK: Maine GK … kise se bhi baath kiye bagair kaise rehsahkthi hoon.. aur waha MSK bhi tho pareshan ho raha hoga…

CD: hone de … hume use kya… hume tho sirf paisa chaiye paisa… woh bhi tumare MSK ke se…

GK: kyu loan baki rehgaya tha kya

CD: loan nahi lodging charges … thuje yaha rahkne ki…

GK: Yeh le muhje yaha rehne ki kya zarrorat hai … aur maine thodi apne marzi se ayi hoon … muhje tho aap log ne yaha leke aye ho … ohh teri …maine yaha kaise ayi

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<><><> Flashback <><><>

In the Metro

GK: Uff… finally I could grab a seat… babaji kitni beed hai yaha… sans lena muskil kardiya hai… how am I supposed to spend some quality time with my friend…

Metro stops at a station & when the door was about to close a guy enters in & bump into GK spilling water on her.

Guy: Sorry …I am so sorry… Take this tissue…

GK: It’s ok…

Guy: let’s use the washroom

GK: Uff… washroom aur yaha ….we are in ……a…..mee…ttrooo naa.a…..& she falls uncousious

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C1: I suggest you reduce your weight… It was quite a difficult job to get you here…

GK mouth opens as big O…: You are not fit enough… You know my MSK carried me all along the camp site last time…

C1: Shhh… Don’t talk… my boss will get angry

GK: par mein bore ho rahi hoon… mera bag tho dona

C2: tho teri bag mein entertainment hai kya

GK: time pass karne ka samgri tho hai

C2: par mobile…

GK: haan haan… mallom hai nahi dogi

C2 => C3: bag de iska par mobile nikal de

C3: maine phele he nikal diya hai guru.. boss ne mangi thi na to call MSK

GK: Aap ko sharma nahi athi ladies bag ko haath lagte huve…. chi … kaisa rules aur regulations banathe ho aap log…

C1: There is no rule in our Guidlines that we can’t touch any ladies bag

GK: but why isn’t there, added it in this time budget…

C1: What budget we don’t have anything like that. This is in’t the Government where we increase the value by 4 bucks all of a sudden & then decrease it by 1 cent to eyewash the people. Once a rule is made there can’t be any deviation or reservation.

GK: Ok… give me your group kya naam tha… haan CCC ka address I will personally sit & draft all my suggestions & complaints in it.

C1: Get this thing straight lady… It isn’t any movie where the hero writes letter after letter to get an approval from the government to build a post office in his village. These are top secret councils we can’t be just letting everyone know about these things.

GK: uff ek cheez keliye itni mehnat… mera sar chakara raha hai… uff mera bag tho do phele…

C3 gets GK’s bag

Everyone looks into that to know what is there in it to time pass…. GK takes out her mirror n starts setting her hair then takes out all her makeup accessories to correct herself as she had woken up just now…. ie after her sedition sleep… while everyone around her presume her to be another mad of the makeup and leaves from there.

Once she gets ready…  she takes out the camera and starts clicking the pictures and uploads it in Facebook and with the default setting of tagging all her friends in the pictures.

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In the Front Office of KC:

Pinky, receptionist as usual munching her chips & replying to the calls with the same as per MSK orders that MSK is not available & would revert back to you at the earliest… Tired she opens the facebook

Pinky: which place is this…. It has such a beautiful backdrop.

P to Adi: this weekend yaha chalte haina

Adi: phirse karcha … kaha…

P: yeh dekho na GK ma’am ne pictures add kiya hai FB Maine…woh bhi abhi

A: really … dekhavo muhje… oh yes … I have to inform Sir… aur late hogaye tho woh devdas banjayenge..

P: kyu undono ka mein fight huvi hai kya

A: bad mein bolunga… bye

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Adi comes running into the MSK cabin (i.e. without knocking) making a huge sound & breaking the revive of Shaktimaan & thereby receiving a deadly glare from MSK

MSK: Adi why are running around like this can’t you see he is trying to locate GK… ab inka dyaan bang kar diya….

Adi: Siiiir … aap tho yese keh rahe hai ki Menak ne Vishwamitr ki tapasya bang kardiya waise mein Shaktimaan ka kar diya he he he he he he

MSK: shut up Adi… Sir aap ko kuch pata chala kaha hai meri GK

S: Son I was so close to……..

MSK: to find my GK location…

S: Let me complete it son … I was so close to get a glimpse of my Geeta

MSK: What… you are searching your Geeta

S: Relax son I was searching everywhere but when I reached the place where Geeta is living I couldnot stop my heart to have atleast a look at her

MSK: Sir just find my GK’s location…

Adi: Siiir you have to see this first…

MSK: Adi I am busy … come afterwards

Adi: This is also important just open your facebook.

MSK: Adi have you gone mad… here I am going mad for not able to find my GK & you want me to login into FB & what should I do there … update my status…. Meri Biwi… Kho Gayi…

Adi: sir please check it once … you will be proud of me

MSK: Ok get my laptop

After waiting for some seconds… which felt like decades to MSK, his wall opened to be greeted by security question update… after skipping it…  he could see lovely wife’s pictures in different angles… uploaded just 30 mins before…

MSK: she must have escaped from kidnappers….he picks up his phone and tries GK’s number but it came as switched off

Adi: Sir… It seems like a jungle… Do you know which one this is

MSK: No Adi… I have no idea about this place

Adi: how come you don’t know this… you are supposed to be well versed in all jungles….

MSK: oh really… but these are trees not buildings with signboards so that I can identify that easily

Adi: But putting signboards are compulsory

MSK: I wish there was a law for putting up the signboards in jungles too… neither I would get lost nor it would be difficult to track GK

S: I may be able to help you in this… it looks like the G1A forest … I can locate the exact location too…

MSK: that’s great… then what are we waiting for … let’s get her

Adi: Sir… She isn’t lost in a trip that you can just go and pick her up. We need a plan

MSK: don’t tell me you have one brilliant plan

Adi: actually I do Sir… we can all go there in disguise … just like in Amar Akbar Anthony film climax… & can rescue Ma’am

MSK: let me get this straight… you think we three will go there in disguise and dance in front of those bandars … and we will sing Maan Shakthimaan Adi the superman…

Adi: he he he he sir main superman…

MSK: shut up Adi…

S: why are you guys even thinking…. we can just go & nab them… then hand them over to Police…. let’s move in our own transportation and meet at G1A forest… Saying so he zooms out…

MSK: Adi where are you going

Adi: to catch metro whose last stop is near our destination?

MSK: why are you going to catch a metro … you can accompany me in car

Adi: but S told to use own transportation

MSK: shut up and come with me.

G1A forest

Adi: Sir how are we going to find where is there hideout

MSK: Let’s check with the forest inspector here

Adi: Why haven’t you been here before Sir

MSK: I always thought I should but never got a chance to… you find where the inspector is

Adi: Yes sir…  but don’t you think we should wait till the kidnappers call back

MSK: I have forwarded all my calls to Office landline so if he tries again then Pinky will just ask them to give their number & tell them that I will call back … so in no situation we can get there call connected to me.

Adi: But why you don’t want to talk to them

MSK: To buy some more time… they will do some or the other mistake

Adi: Yes Sir … It has to work… Kidnap film mein yesa hi huva tha

MSK: what… ok forget it… but they have not called back yet as I had specifically instructed Pinky to tell me if she gets a call from GK’s mobile

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Shrill shrill…

C1: run run run police police… we have 10 mins by that time we need to escape

GK: woh phoh phoh … yeh tho meri MSK ki siren hai…

Hearing her words everyone stopped…

CD: police lekhe agaya kya… C1 check cameras…

GK: arey nahi … meri MSK ke gadi mein siren lagi hai… to make everyone alert

C1: No only cars are there…

GK: nothing is mission impossible for my MSK… show her thumb like a kid who won the toffee from her elder sibling. He found me…

Outside:

3 Mercedes black car comes to a halt… making everyone know of their presence… the left door opens… a man in formals with black glasses comes out of the middle car while his security guards from the other cars cover him and after a while right door flung open.

MSK: oye gadho… you are guards of me not of Adi…you were supposed to open the door for me…now wait for me here itself…

MSK makes an entry in full attitude oozing out in his walk… Here GK sensing MSK’s presence runs towards a direction like iron pulled towards the magnet.

C2: C1 rok ise kahi baag rahi hai…. par ise darwaza kis taraf hai kaise pata chala

But before anyone could react GK was in her MSK’s arms

GK: what took you so much time… missed you

MSK: sorry… I was so lost in your pics ki I forgot what was happening around.

GK: oh… you forgot to check my pics and were lost ki you didn’t know what’s happening around.

MSK bites his tongue getting caught in his lie…

GK: enough of your lies….

MSK: ok ab bache ki jaan loge kya …chalo chalte hai

CD: Rukho… yaha atho gaye aapne marzi se par humare ijazat ke bina bhaar nahi ja pavoge

GK: aapke bodyguard’s kaha hai

MSK: woh car ke pass

GK: kyu

MSK: agar koi phirse tyre chori ke legaye tho hum wapis kaise jayenge… yahi reh jani hai Adam aur Eve banke

GK: tho ab aapko fight karke mujhe lejana padega

MSK:  mujhe fight karna nahi atha

GK: tho yeh dole shole aur yeh tai chai kisske liye hai

MSK: woh tho anger management ke liye hai… ab mein insaano pe aapna gussa nahi nikal saktha na…

GK: ab humara kya hoga … ok main bolti hoon kaise karthey hai

MSK: meri hote huve tum fight karo acha nahi lagega

GK: woh ho … main sirf bolungi karna tho aapko hi padega… sab log meri baath teek se suno … MSK ke saath sab one on one fight karenge… no guns no other weapons… jab tak yeh bandar log katam nahi hote tab tak yeh fight chaltha rahega…

CD: par yeh tho nainsaafi huvi na… hum char aur yeh 1 … waise hum tumare baath kyu manye

GK: paise chaiye… tho meri kehna mana padega…

CD: na tumara na humara… hum in 2 loandonko haraenge aur yeh hum 4 ko

MSK: par mein akhela in 4 ko marunga… tum meri biwi ho

Adi: sir sir main bhi fight karunga … GK meri…

MSK gives his famous angry glare

Adi: Bbbehan sir

MSK: nahi sirf main

GK: teek hai… aapaas mein nahi ladthe… phele MSK fight karenge uske baad Adi…

MSK & Adi: done

MSK: Maine insab ko hara dunga tho… tho Adi ka number hi nahi ayega

GK: 30 mins hai fight ke liye ready hojavo

MSK: GK ab bolo kaise fight karni hai

GK: aapne dono hatho se ek saath kan ke neech marna aur uske baad sar pe marna jaise nailing on their head…ise 3 baar repeat karna ok …

MSK: teek hai… par kuch familer lagthi hai

GK: haan na woh Rowdy Rathore mein haina chintha tha chitha chitha chintha tha … bus vahi karni hai bus un bandaro ka sar hai bech mein… waise saath mein aapna sar bhi hilana tab perfect hoga…

Adi: itna sab kuch main nahi kar saktha par end mein fullstop tho dal saktha hoon na…

Adi: sir aap yeh sab karna uske baad meri pass bejna mein unke pichwade pe lat marunga

MSK: Done…

Round 1: MSK vs C3

Both step inside the ring… and start circling analysing how to begin… finally C3 raise to punch MSK but when he was about a mere an inch away… he freezes there and taking advantage of this MSK starts beat him exactly how GK had mentioned before and after 3 times C1 just crumbles down…

Round 2 & 3 went the same way but one thing none understood is after some time how did the Chela’s have freezed to their place.

CD: Is he playing statue statue with my chela’s… I should be careful… before he say’s it I will freeze him…

thinking so he enters the ring…

CD: Freeze… Statue…

MSK: What… what did you say?

CD: This is cheating… you made my chela’s freeze but now you are not following that…

Before he could think what was happening MSK beats him up & falls down…

Adi: Sir this is cheating… you didn’t let me beat anyone… they all have fallen down before I could kick them…

GK: Kyu tension le rahe ho Adi sir… jab yeh log utt jayenge na tab mar lena…chalo phele hum yaha se bhaag chalet hai…

MSK: par phele ek insaan ka shukriya karni hogi… unone hi tho in logo ko freeze kar diya tak ki main mar sakhu aur fight jeet javu

GK & Adi: Kisne…

MSK points out to an old person sitting on a chair, who was not noticed by anyone till now. GK rubs her eyes twice to believe who was there infront of her was real or a dream… then screams

GK: Shaktimaan… mera phela superhero… MSK yeh kaha mile aapko… Mein aapki bohat badi fan hoo… mein na humesha school se bhaag kar athi thi to watch the episodes… mein ne na ek bhi episode nahi miss kiya… aur tho aur repeat telecast bhi miss nahi karti thi…. MSK meri friend kho lo aur yeh moments ko golden moments bana do…

MSK: tumari friend… tum hi samalo… baad mein tum complain karogi… isme light nahi hai… isme shake huva hai… isme angle sahi nahi hai… in sab se tho acha hai tum hi setup karo aur photo shoot karlo…

GK: aap mere saath photo shoot karoge na

S: Mera photo shoot… kyu nahi aapne purane fans ke saath tho offcourse yes… avo beta… tume yaha koi taklef tho nahi huvi haina…

GK: kiski majal hai GK ko taklef de…

MSK: tab tak mein in Bandar ko unki jaga puchatha hoon… par sabut doond na padega…

GK: arey koi CCC naam ka council hai waha se inka hi nahi sab criminals ka record milega… the end of all the criminals.

MSK: wah meri GK…

Outside…

MSK: Police kab tak yaha honge…

Guard: 5 mins sir…

MSK: ok.

G: Siir ek problem hogayi hai

MSK: what now…

G: All tyres of the cars have flattened… they had put nails on the way…

MSK: but that one tyre looks fine… use the Stepney from all the cars to fix one car & get the remaining tyres fixed.

G: yes sir…

Guards leave to fix the tyres, after photo shoot GK comes out searching MSK, who will be looking around the place…

GK: Oh teri … phir se chori hogayi kya sab tyres

MSK: no just puncture… where is Shaktimaan Sir & Adi..

GK: both left… I thanked Shaktimaan again and Adi wished for a ride with him.

MSK: hope Adi survives the ride…

GK: why did you say that…

MSK: I meant he might become ill after super speed ride.

GK: Ok… I got so many pictures…. can we stay here for more time… I want to capture more moments in my Friend aka Camera

MSK: yes we have time till our cars are back… let’s go for a walk around…If you want we can put up a tent too & stay for the night…

GK: really… I can get night pictures of this place too… she pecks him

MSK: Raho aapni pictures ki duniya mein… sare romance ka kachra kar diya…

GK: oh… Poor baby…gussa hogaye… chalo aaj aapki sunti hoon…

MSK: tumara ya mera… woh farak nahi padtha… bus Meri Biwi mil gayi bus…

MSK: And from now on you are not allowed go alone anywhere…

GK: tho aap meri hutch dog banogi…

MSK: nahi tum

GK: aap

MSK: tum…

& there tu tu mein mein continues…

Jeevana.

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